How do I make LSD at home?

Step 1.) You gotta spend money to make money. Assuming you've already bought your LSD (if you haven't, see my answer on 'How do I synthesize LSD?') Purchase the 'LSD Gel Tab Kit' by RonCoâ„¢(but make sure you get the blue box with the bigger mold - you want to really score some cash, right?) You're also going to need some pectin. Get the fruit only kind, so you don't upset your vegan clientele.

Step 2.) Squirt your acid out of the "Fresh Breath" dropper onto the mold. Make sure this is on a level plane, such as a table, or the floor.

Step 3.) Sprinkle the pectin over the LSD evenly until it creates a psychedelic jello. Stuff it into the fridge and wait 4-6 hours.

Step 4.) Perform the third bardo of the Tibetan Book of the Dead.

Step 5.) Remove from mold, snap into easily-parceled ego-shattering color-bombs.

Step 6.) Sell, sell, sell.

Step 6.) Sell, sell, sell.

Step 6.) Sell, sell, sell.

Step 7.) Oh, damn. Did I take some?

Step 8.) Explain to melting-faced alien that "I do not speak qwglhmian"

Step 9.) Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.