What five tips will help ensure that your news release will be successful and appealing?

1. It should be untruthful. Whenever the truth is reported in the news it causes significant technological glitches. 2. The news anchor must wear a thong and the cameras must follow her while walking to the anchor desk. 3. Confine the source material to trivial subjects like sports and entertainment. 4. Find sources for contraversial topics and prevent them from giving their opinions then demean them after they leave the boradcast. 5. Most improtantly! ..