How to make a homemade dildo with things around the house?

Find a woman (or girl)...guessing that you are probably 14 years old...

There's one way, although it involves using food scraps. Take a banana, microwave it for 20 seconds or so, cut 1 end off of it and squeeze out the banana (eat if desired). Use your creation as soon as possible, as they cool down quickly.

A empty Pringles can, sponges to stuff it with and then put a condom in and you have your very own Fleshlight.

you use a Gatorade bottle and have intercourse the hole in the top

wrap veal around your peter bud, Manswers tip for ya