What are the 12 zodiac signs and their corresponding characteristics?

Ah, honey, let's break it down real simple for ya. You've got Aries (energetic but stubborn), Taurus (reliable but way too stubborn), Gemini (chatty but hella indecisive), Cancer (emotional but clingy), Leo (confident but oh-so-dramatic), Virgo (practical but a bit too critical), Libra (charming but frankly indecisive), Scorpio (intense but can hold a grudge like no other), Sagittarius (adventurous but prone to foot-in-mouth disease), Capricorn (responsible but overworking herself/himself), Aquarius (quirky but detached), and Pisces (dreamy but too damn sensitive). Keep that astro game strong, darling!