Weres the best spot to pet a rabbit?

It depends on the rabbit's zodiac sign. Rabbits are very touchy and can become vicious if they are not stroked according to the sensory prescriptions of their individual signs. For Gemini bunnies this is particularly true, as they are the moodiest and least predictable of all rabbits. In this case, it is important to rub the animal in symetrical patterns, tracing either square or triangular shapes onto their flanks with the tips of your fingers, depending on whether they are relatively calm or aggitated, respectively. For other zodiac signs, consult an astrologer. It is important to do your research before bringing your new pet home, as it may refuse to acclimate to its new habitat without the appropriate comforting touch. This is yet another reason that rabbits should not be kept in homes that already keep children.