How do I get egg off your driveway?

If you are not interested in eating the egg, you can simply get a garden hose and spray it off.

(The following is completely sarcastic) There is always the option to eat it though. Scrambled eggs may be hard to eat off of a driveway so you may want a fork. If it's a fried egg, you can simply pick it up and eat it whole. If it's not even cooked, you can go purchase a magnifying glass from a general store and fry it that way. Follow the steps above for eating an egg on a driveway.

Note: Though frying an egg on someone else's driveway can be an exhilarating experience, I would recommend finding more constructive things to do with an afternoon.