If it takes a man and a half a day and a half to dig a hole and a half how long would it take for a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the hops out of a barrel of beer?

Half a day and a half. Put it in perspective, that's around 1/4 of a day. But the ability of man to dig a hole doesn't related to a grasshopper with a wooden leg (assuming the possibilities are endless) 's ability to kick hops out of a barrel of beer. Also technically speaking, unless the barrel is the size of a dime a it's lid is uncover, there is no way the grasshopper can kick the hops out of the barrel. Also if that does actually happened, who the F$#$ actually cares about this.

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