What do you do if a manatee gets stuck on my trampoline?

ahhh! you see your in a bit of a pickle here. this is a very consistent problems with manatees as they love trampolines. usually they will break the trampoline and get stuck in the tarp or springs. the best way to get them out is to use some jypsy oil or even fairy dust mixed with unicorn poo can help too. be careful though if you freak the manatee out it can sometimes continue to poo and vomit at the same time until death. good luck.