How do you know if your mother in law is attracted to you?

Well, honey, if your mother-in-law is giving you more lingering looks than a dessert menu at a fancy restaurant, constantly finding reasons to touch you like you're a lucky charm, and making suggestive comments that have you raising an eyebrow higher than a supermodel on a runway, then she might just be attracted to you. But hey, proceed with caution and maybe have a chat with your partner about setting some boundaries before things get messier than a toddler with a tub of glitter.