Can i get on a bus without my oyster?

how to get on the bus without an oyster:

if you're a girl twinkle your eyelashes and say either that you're lost or that you just lost your oyster

alternative for boys and girls: say you're getting off at the next stop

hint: male drivers are most likely to let on the bus without an oyster

Also ("NOT BEING RACIST") if it is a somalian driver and you are black, you are most likely to get on