How do you be hulk?

I'm sorry to tell you this, but in real life there is no one that can turn into the Hulk. That was purely a television show for the purpose of entertainment.

The conditions must be exactly right to turn into the hulk in real life

1...You must be a resident of a trailer park community...

2...You must be wearing a white wife beater t-shirt with BBQ stains on the front

3...Your first name must be a combination of 2 names such as Billy-Bubba, Henry-Joe, Jim-Bob,John-Jay or some other common hickish type double first name.

4..You must be severely intoxicated from drinking beer all day long..

5..You must assualt and batter your wife,girlfiend,sister,cousin or other type lover until the police are called..

6..Once Police are present and ordering you to go to the ground you then will have the power to turn into the hulk,your chest will puff up,your arms will flex and you begin walking like a monster all stiff legged towards the police as you begin to change into the hulk..

You must be very very quick to change into the hulk because if the police taze and pepper spray you before the transformation is complete you will revert back to a whining weak human rolling on the ground...