What exactly are sports quotes?

Football:

"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that."

"Football is a game played with arms, legs and shoulders but mostly from the neck up"

"Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck."

"When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something"

Basketball:

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.

I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet.

We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.

Basketball is the MTV of sports.

Soccer:

A sport where the players actually enjoy getting hit in the head by a ball.

I get a kick out of soccer.

The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does.

Why is there only one ball for 22 players? If you gave a ball to each of them, they'd stop fighting for it.