How can i be fast?

You can be fast...

1. running

2. running away from someone that you don't like

(ex. someone with a chain saw)

(if you don't your a retard)

3. driving

4. biking away from the police

5. running from jail

6. running away from chocolate... I'm mean uh a stranger.

7. the real answer is practice

(if your going to die from Chuck Norris)