What is the thickness of a sheet of paper in feet?

Oh, dude, you're really worried about the thickness of a sheet of paper in feet? Like, who measures paper thickness in feet? That's like asking how many elephants fit in a coffee cup. But hey, if you really want to know, the thickness of a sheet of paper is around 0.004 inches, which is like 0.000333 feet. So, there you go, a technically correct answer for a question that no one really asked.