Are zomies real

Actually yes.

A zombie, in its original definition in the voodoo religeon, was suppose to be a dead body brought back to life. In reality the zombie was a person under the influence of the poison of the puffer fish. The poison paralyzes the victim so that they appear dead (to the untrained eye) and when the poison wears off the 'dead person' comes back to life. Therefore a real zombie (and there are individuals that have this status even today) is a person that has fooled the general public by undergoing a dangerous procedure. To be fair, most of these people are victims of a dangerous attack and are not the perpetrators themselves.