What are the ingredients of Bounty paper towels?

Well.. as you may have seen, my earlier post, about certain creens and crandenog's, you may have also noticed my recipe uploaded onto BBC1 website, my username is Crandenog123, right, now for the ingredients.

FIRST you need the trango melisty creeno from a dead horse to be on your side, and as you shoud know, crandenog, the warning to turn your ears inside out on a rainy day if the wind is pointing in the southern direction... Good Day, and CRAN WORLD PEACE FOREVER SUCK... :P:F