What is the progression of Hindu reincarnation?

1- death

2- eat a cheeseburger

3- become fat

4- roll down a hill

5- die of fatness

6- visit weight watchers

Aupmanyav adds: Appreciate the fun answer. Nice. Not in order. It should be: eat many cheeseburgers, become fat, visit weight watchers, roll down the hill, death, reincarnation.

However, I would divide it into six like this: Death, Presentation of accounts before the Lord of Death - Yama, Judgement by Yama according to standard rules (common for hindus as well as non-hindus), Heaven for good deeds, hell for bad deeds, reincarnation.