What is a good comeback when a guy tells you to make him a sandwich?

I have actually done this before. I put both hands together so they look like a sandwich and placed it in front of him. He said "Very Funny". I told him his hands were not broken and my hands were not his slaves. He could make his own sandwich and respect me more. He got huffy and after a long time he finally relented and made his own sandwich. This was not my husband. My hunny makes ME Sandwiches since I am disabled. He is a real sweetheart.

You know, you could always just "comeback" with a sandwich.