What are some reasons for being late that begin with the letter Y?

Reasons For Being Late Beginning With Y

• You missed the bus
• Yun lo (chinese gong) lesson
• Yin and yang were out of balance
• yesterday's dinner.. (the squirts) lol
• yodaling yoning
• Yeti attack.
• Yesterday my grandmother died (very popular among students, who seem to have 4 or 5 grandmothers a year).
• Yellow-jackets stung me, and I had an allergic reaction, and I was in the hospital all night.
• Your spouse was horny and wanted sex
• Your dog ate your homework
• Yellow sun causes blisters on your skin
• Yolanda Yorgensen was yelling
• Yachting is very interesting and has been consuming all of your time lately
• Yahoo email was down
• Yale University revoked your diploma and you are devastated.
• Yams in your garden were ready for harvest.
• Yard needed mowing.
• Yeti was spending the night and you were out of toothpaste.

• Yacht parked me in
• You didn't give me the right address
• You had gangstas on the street and they jumped me!!
• Your neighbors cat came out in the road!

Your watch is wrong, I arrived early.

Yellow brick road, I followed it!

your clook is wrong.

"You mean I'm not early? My watch must be slow." "Youth with a gun held me up." "Yellow ice cream lorry crashed into my car." "Yeti invaded my house."

You didn't give me a pay rise, so I had to take the bus (when said to the boss).

• You didn't notify me in advance
• You didn't clarify the situation
• You're never on time with me
• You can't make a good meeting spot
• You don't like my meetings

Younger sibling needed to go somewhere and you had to take them.

Yams bombarded me.

"You don't want to know..."

(it's a great way to stall for time while you think up an acceptable answer)

"You told me the wrong time..."

(It puts THEM on the defense)

"Your car was blocking the entrance..."

(It makes them wonder WHERE they parked their car)

Sailin' up the Yangtze in my Yellow submarine, little Yellow pill is my ticket to ride... Where is this?

Yogurt poisoning; that stuff is supposed to be good for you!

Yard sale i also answered the other one you put up

Yellow fever. Yogurt pot stuck on son's head so had to take him to hospital. You'll never believe this but tigers attacked my car so I had to take a detour.

Yelling Wombats attacked.

Yelled and yelled, could get no cab.

Now I'm late and very sab.

Yaaaaawn!

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away...