How can arc welding glasses be used to safely view a solar eclipse?

Well, let's use our brains here. Those arc welding glasses have some serious shade to protect your eyeballs from that blinding sun, right? So, gear up with those bad boys and you can strut out there to watch the eclipse without turning your retinas into crispy 'lil fries. Just make sure those shades are dark enough - we're talking shade darker than your ex's heart.