What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

Oh, dude, a whole Apple can roll off a table in a more satisfying way than half an Apple can. Plus, a whole Apple can be used as a makeshift stress ball, while half an Apple will just squish awkwardly in your hand. And, like, a whole Apple has the potential to become a whole Apple tree, while half an Apple is just... well, half an Apple.