How do prepare bulk ephedra to use as a fat burner?

I take Hersheys Chocolate Syrup and put it in a Coffee cup and then stir the herb until it blends into a thick paste. Then I fill most of the rest of the cup with water and stir again. Now I heat the water in the microwave and add instant coffee when its hot. Also some cream. Next I go to find a good techno radio station online. Now the sing is ready to drink. When I want to go to sleep I drive to the nearest Hilton or Hyatt in my bathing suit shirt and gym shoes. I park in the parking lot and walk down to sweat it up in the Jacuzzi while drinking pepsi max. Burn baby burn! It's 90,000 times better than that imitatation over the counter garbage. You feel great once the weight drops too.