Who is the most unlucky man in the world?

I have three candidates, Richard Blass, Kenneth Andrews, and John Lyne. But i think Lyne is the most unlycky, so ill tell about him:

John Lyne was born with deformed lungs, drank a bottle of disiffectant as a toddler, fell from a horsedrawn cart on the way of a dilivery man, who runs over him, got struck by a ligtning while riding his bicycle, then almost drowns at the age of 14 in Bridlington, he walls from a tree-twice, and the second time he comes out of the hospital with a buss, its Friday the 13th day and the buss crashes, at his workplace in the mine in Hattfield Collirey, his work colleuges accidentally drop a bathtub full of rocks roght beside him, and after that, a huge pile of rocks misses him just by and inch. Then, a buss drives over him, he get electrocuted by a living cable while decorating his home, his plane is struck by a ligtning, he invivles two more car crashes, and at the age of 54, he falls in a pit at his workplace, and is not sure if he is capable of returning to work. Im not sure if hi is dead or not. If he is, hes the only surviving man on my list of three most unlucky men.