What are some good fake restaurant names?

Restaurants are typically named either "classy" names like La Traviatta or El Matador, humorous names like The Lazy Goat or The Stinking Rose, "punny" names like Pita Pan or Frying Nemo, or the old standby, naming the restaurant after the family or town like Mike's Pizza or San Diego Sandwiches.

Here are some links for you to chuckle over.