An excuse that begins with a k?

kite flying. kept sleeping. knived down. killed my friends dog by accidentally poisoining it with chocolate. krusty the klown was on The Simpsons, and im completely infatuated with him. khakis were torn while changing my flat tire. knew who assassinated Kennedy. knighted by the queen of England. kinky girlfriend kept me in bed. kittens vomited on everything. keys were flushed down toilet. knocked out by roofies. kidnapped!! king put me in guillotine. that's about all we could come up with. depending on where you are and who your making the excuse for, one these should work.