Can you come to my birthday party at main event at 100pm?

Please accept my sincerest apologies for missing your birthday. I am embarrassed to admit that I do not have a watch or clock that can tell time up to one hundred PM. Is that military time? Not that it matters, I don't know how to tell military time. I stopped by the main event last night but it had long since faded into obscurity as some other event somewhere else was claiming the title of main event. I hope your birthday was all you wanted it to be and perhaps I can make it to your anniversary and this time let's make it at 200RPMs.