What are some good combacks if a stl cardinals fans always gets at a cub fan?

Technically, there are no logical arguments to counter the superiority of the Cardinals fans' position. They are a team rich in history and a lengthy winning tradition which the Cubs fan cannot hope to assail. Our research indicates the most successful approaches for both the Cubs and Cardinals fans is for the Cubs fan to: -- leave the immediate area; -- assume a fetal position and mentally travel to a "happy place;" or, -- leave the immediate area. Thanks to the Cubs Club of Augusta (membership of one) for asking for help.