Say you kick your dog a lot and now you think his ribs might be broken what is a good excuse to tell the vet?

First of all, why should you kick your dog, that's animal abuse, you could go to prison for that, and second, you shouldn't make up an excuse because you shouldn't of have kicked it in the first place

Tell him you need a referral to a psychiatrist for help because you kick your dog a lot - and then go. You need help and you need to give your dog away to a loving home. before it is too late - for both of you.