How to make a homemade fake microphone?

Im writing this by memory so my directions might be a little shaky but:

you will need:

electric tape, sharp knife, guitar or microphone chord, empty hair pomade can or any round plastic container, hot glue, old speaker (preferably smaller)

1.use the knife to cut a hole in the top of the pomade can (or not if you have a container that already has a hole in it) all the way around the outside rim big enough for the speaker to sit in.

2.take apart the speaker and isolate just the speaker itself.

3.cut the guitar/microphone chord at the end to expose the wires inside.

4.cut another small hole big enough for the chord to fit through in the side of the container.

5.fit the speaker inside the container.

6.use electric tape (or soldering iron if available) to attach the wires from the chord to the back of the speaker.

7.hot glue or tape the lid to the container back onto the body.

8.with speaker now encased in container hook up the chord to an amp or some type of audio device.

9.voila! microphone!