What are the words to Hannah Montana drug party?

Lily: Miley,you look awful!

Miley: Thanks for the compliment----------NOT!

Miley: Lily, promise you won't tell anybody, but I've got a secret.

Lily: I know!I know! By day, you lead a completely normal life as a middle school student, but by night, your America's number one teenage rock star , but nobody knows because you wear a long blonde wig. It must be so much fun!!

Miley: It sure is! But last night things got a little out of hand. (giggles sarcastically)

But after my concert at Noxberry Farm - I went to the bar in the viper room! (shakes Lily to get attention)

Lily; A bar? But your underage! How'd you get in?

Miley: Through the front door ding-dong! (Lily looks offended)

Miley: But anyway, I was doing tequila poppers with that fat kid from Two and a Half Men, when my dealer shows up and says:

Dealer Diddy, havin' a party in Bel-Air

Lily: P Diddy, the rapper?

Miley: Nooo,P Diddy the astronaut. (sarcastic)

But anyway, we get to P Diddy's mansion and Lance Armstrong and Matthew Maconahay are smoking a joint with Amy Whitehough!

Lily: Oh my gosh! Matthew Maconahay?What's he like?

Miley: Like a dirty sock rapped around a ties tick. (Miley smells his armpit)

Matthew Maconahay : A man needs to smell like a man. (farts)

Miley: Anyway, Diddy says:

P Diddy: Hey Hannah? Why don't you make out with fame?

Lily: Ga-ross

Miley: I know! But P Diddy told me to ------And he's P Diddy! And Amy Whitehough

says:

Amy Whitehough : K, letsa kiss Hannah! (pucker's up)

Miley:OK, so we start making out and blowing pot smoke in each others mouth but that weed was definitely laced with something because the next thing I know Matthew Maconahay brings in a stripper, I get a lap dance from her, and then we all do cocaine off her butt! P Diddy caught it all on his camera phone and now it's all on the Internet!

Lily: Oh no Miley what are you gonna do????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???!!!!

Miley:Sing a song about it! (Lily rolls her eyes and nods)

Miley's/Hannah Montana's song

(Sorry, I couldn't get the lyrics)