What is a good wedgie dare?

First get a thong from 3 years ago and if its winter put snow in it for an hour or two but if summer just put it in the freezer. Then put it on and get someone to hang you by the front of the thong by something so that your feet are about 6 inches off the ground. Then wait until the thong rips and put whipped cream Apple sauce and pudding in the back and front of three new thongs and give a hanging wedgie until they rip and then lastly give a squeaky clean until clean.