What do Spur-throated grasshoppers eat?

Welll. For breakfast it has Justin Bieber's legs. Quite a delicous menu for dogs. But not for humans.

For lunch it has Katie price's boobs. It's healthy and counts as one of your 5 a day.

And for the main appetite (diner)... It has Miley Cyrus au four. ( in oven)

and that's the menu for a grasshopper sparrow.

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