Funny dares to to to a guy over the phone?

I dare you to post a picture of a stuffed animal on Facebook, Twitter, whatever, with the caption "Wow, baby, sleeping with you last night was just AMAZING."

I dare you do wear all your clothes inside out until someone tells you to change them.

I dare you to go as far as you can in the splits and stay that way as long as you can.

I dare you to call someone and loudly sing a song.

I dare you to call someone and compliment their boobs.

I dare you to ask someone for a blow job.

I dare you to eat a condiment straight (ketchup, vinegar, mustard, etc.)

I dare you to tell the next person you see that you love them.

I dare you to go commando for the next hour.

I dare you to let your sister(s) paint your nails.

I dare you to put as many pencils down your pants as you can.

I dare you to ask someone what a gynecologist is.

I dare you to ask a girl if you can have a sleepover with her.

I dare you to put ice cubes down your pants and keep them there for 30 seconds.

Hope this helps! I need more, so if anyone else has ideas, please share!