What makes a man macho?

What makes a man macho is if he is short with a crew cut and nerdy, thick glasses. He needs to have buck teeth and a red bow tie all the time. He also has to have, in his shirt pocket, a red pen, a blue pen, and a black pen. The most important thing tha makes a man macho is that he carries his money in a purse, not loose in his pockets, and he has to have a high, squeaky voice.