What events have the illuminati have been blamed for in history?

• Every war since the French Revolution.
• The rise to power of every head of state since Czar Aleksandr Blagoslovennyi.
• The African slave trade.
• The removal of Native Americans by the US Government.
• The Armenian Genocide.
• The Holocaust.
• The development of nuclear weapons.
• The invention the plague, HIV, Ebola, and Swine and Bird Influenzas.
• The Great Depression and worldwide economic collapse of 1929.
• The Economic Crisis of 2008.
• Hurricane Katrina (and the failure of quick response by FEMA).
• The Indonesia Tsunami of 2004.
• The Japanese and Haitian earthquakes.
• "Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!"
• "Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes..."
• "The dead rising from the grave!"
• "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"

(Sorry, couldn't resist those last four. Thank you Ghostbusters.)