What are some things there is no greek god about?

Well, honey, Greek gods had their hands full with all sorts of shenanigans, but they didn't give a damn about things like paying taxes, parallel parking, or waiting in line at the DMV. Those deities were too busy causing chaos and drama up on Mount Olympus to bother with mundane human problems. So, if you're looking for divine intervention with your Netflix queue or your overflowing laundry basket, you're out of luck, darling.