If a fat person decides to sit on you should you shoot them?

If a fat person sits on you, you could shoot them depending on the weight of your "fat person". There is a law that will help you with this called the weight range law. If the person is from the weight range of 300-350 you could shoot, but it would take 26 bullets to kill 'em. If your person is in the range of 350-500. It would take 196 rounds of bullets to kill them. If your person is between the range of 500+, Nice knowin' ya. (;