Who was the first us president divorced?

Mario and Peach got a tragic divorce. Mario came from work one day. But it beat the castle extremely easy. When he got home he heard moans and groans. He broke down the door and saw Luigi and Peach making sweet love on his bed. Mario went insane he grabbed his brother then punched him several times in his face. Peach screamed and ran out Mario grabbed his Glock 12 and shot her once in the back she was coughing up blood and he walked over to see her crying.... He put another shot in her face. And again, and again, and again, and again. He said softly "I thought you loved me..." he walked inside to see Luigi trying to call 911 and he held the gun to him then whacked him with it. He grabbed a knife then slit his throat. The cops found him an hour later crying over peach's body he's in jail for a life sentence now and every night he cries 'I thought you loved me...." to the drawing of her on his prison wall.