Does too much salt cause cramp?

yep it also causes you to get scales on your bum, fangs and green and purple spotty wings. not nice angel wings though. More like....bats wings. but dont worry cos if that does happen at least you wont get any STD's cos no one will find you fit enough to sleep with you. however you may be taken to a secret government location and experimented on because some poor misguided fool has mistaken you for an alien. so anyway the moral of my story is dont eat too much salt. AND MAKE SURE YOUR FOOD ISNT FULL OF IT!!!