Does a right lobe piercing make you gay?

Yes, if you get your right ear pierced, within 30-45 seconds , it is likely you will start to feel some kind of attraction towards the males in the vicinity of you. In order to avoid gay tendencies, it is best to only have your left ear lobe pierced. The above answer is wrong: In this day and age, it no longer matters which ear you get pierced, I have plenty of client who have both ears pierced. So the old left side right side line is long gone.