What are the lyrics to all the free credit report dot com commercials?

1.they say a man should always dress for the job he wants so why am i dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant

its all because some hacker stole my identity

now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea

should'a gone to free credit report dot com

i should have seen it coming at me like an atom bomb

they monitor your credit and send you email alerts

so you don't end up sellin fish to tourists in t-shirts...

2.Well i married my dream girl i married my dream girl, but she didn't tell me her credit was bad. So now instead of livin in a pleasent suburb, were living in the basement of her mom and dad's. No we can't get a loan, for a respectable home just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card. If she'd gone to free credit report dot com, id be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard...

3.Well I was shopping for a new car

Which one's me?

A cool convertible

Or an S-U-V

Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack

Now I'm driving off the lot in a used sub-compact

F-R-E-E, that spells "free"

Credit report dot com baby

Saw their ads on my TV

Thought about goin' but was too lazy

Now instead of lookin' fly and rollin' phat My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's getting laughed at F-R-E-E, that spells "free"

Credit report dot com baby....

4. Check it out gas prices blowin up sky high

ditched my used sub-compact for a 2-wheel drive

now I'm rollin eco-friendly but i still look bad

when the bike store saw my credit they said "This was all they had!"

Im singin F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E D I T... RE to the PORT to the DOT to the COM come on everybody grab your bike and sing along

its easy F to the R to the E.......

5. when your a rockstar you get to party hard

champagne and caviar

tricked-out exotic cars

that's just how i'd thought it be

'cept the party's not for me

'cause some punk opened a credit card with my ID

Free what? (free credit) report dot com

that's the site I'm gonna hit when i go home

they know how credit works

they send e-mail alerts

now I'm findin out how bad reality hurts

6. i was gettin depressed 'cause all the stress i was feeling at home

had a poor credit score and the number would haunt me wherever i'd go

but i moved to a place where my credit would stink and nobody would care

i just wish that somebody had told me that place was a Renaissance Fair!

FreeCreditReport.com

Tell your friends, tell your dad, tell you mom

never mind they've been singing our songs

since we first showed up with our pirate hats on

if your not into fake sWord fights

pointy slippers and green wool tights

take a tip from a knight who knows

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7. buckle up everybody cause we are taking a ride

that could strain our relationships and could hurt your pride

its the credit rollercoaster and as you can see

it kinda bites

so sing the lyrics with me

when your debt goes up your score goes down

when you pay a little off it goes the other way round

its the same for everybody every boy and girl

the credit rollercoaster makes you wanna hurl

so throw your hands in the air and wave them around

like a wanna be frat boy tryin to get down and bring em right back to where your laptops at log on to free credit report dot com stat

8.wanted to get myself a new cell phone

so i could hear myself at a ringtone

who knew the store would go and check my credit score

now all they let me have is this dinosaur

hello hello hello can anybody hear me

i know i know i know i should have gone to free credit report dot com

that's where i should have gone truly got my knowledge on