There is this girl that I like and I have sort of an armpit thing so I want to spit and lick all over her armpits how can I do this. This is as serious as a bible so I want ppl who truly understand it?

Find a girl who likes you for you. Tell her about your armpit problem first, and if she is not interested then don't be too pushy. If a girl doesn't mind your armpit fetish, then she is the right girl for you.