Why does the narwhal bacon at midnight?

Oh honey, the narwhal doesn't give a damn about the time. It's just a silly Reddit inside joke from back in the day. People would ask "When does the narwhal bacon?" as a secret code to identify fellow Redditors in the wild. But let's be real, that narwhal is probably just chilling in the ocean, living its best life, not worrying about bacon or the time.