Will Bayer aspirin show up on a drug test?

A drug test for ASPIRIN? The only reason I can think of to test for aspirin is as part of an adulterants test--some people think putting crushed aspirin in the sample will throw off a test for something legal. Aspirin is the most commonly used legal drug on the planet and testing for it would nail half the people tested. It is also not a drug of abuse--slug back a whole bottle of aspirin and you'll just puke.

There's no drug test for aspirin.