What are some of massie's comebacks?

Here are almost all of them:

-Are you a toad? Then why are you acting all horny?

-Did you join the circus? Cause your acting like a total freak!

-Did I invite you to my BBQ? Then why are you all up in my grill?

-Do you work at 411? Cause that was WAY too much information!

-Are we a pair of boobs? Then stop trying to hang around around me!

-Am I from Moscow? Then why do you think I'm rushing?

-Am I a book from the library? Then stop trying to check me out.

-Are you having a Soccer Finals flashback? Cause you seem a little desperate to score!

-Do I sell fertilizer? Then why'd you think I'd give a crap?

-Were your parents lobsters? Then why are you acting so shellfish?

-Did I ask you to take my temperature? Then why are you all up in my butt?

-Are you a poor dressmaker? Then why are you trying to rip off my material?

-Did your sweater quite its job? Cause It's really not working for you!

-IS my name V? Then why would I follow U!

-Are you an astronaut? Then why are you spacing?

-Are you a goalie? Then why are you trying to block my shot?

-Are you on the track team? Then why are you trying to run with this?

-Are you asleep? Then why are you dreaming?

-Do you have any violent tendencies? Then why were you hitting on ___________?

-Are you a LBR with a broken leg? Then stop acting like a sore loser!

-Are you guys a Mariah Carey song? Cause you two belong together!

-Are you Lycra? Then why do you hold everyone back?

-Are you a nocturnal animal? Then stop badgering me!

-Did you get stuck in Sephora during an earthquake? Cause you need a make-under!

-Why didn't you send me a postcard from Egypt? It sounds like you were in DE-Nile!

-Did I order a coffee? Then why are you all up in my mug?

-Are you mad at __________? Then why does it sound like you're gonna socc-her!

-Are you a zit? Then why are you all covered up?

-Is my name Dorothy? Then why did you think the Munchkins could help me?

-Are you poor? then why aren't you making any cents?

-Are you a pyromaniac? Cause you're playing with fire!

-Are you a garbage can? Then why are you acting all hefty?

-Am I a vampire? Then why are you keeping me in the dark?

-I thought DVD's weren't allowed at my sleepover? Then why am I watching Lady and the Tramp?

-Am I a used band-aid? Then why are you trying to rip me off?

-Do I spend eight hours a day behind a desk? Then why would I have the information?

-Are you a midget? Then get over him!

-Are you my fave Chinese dish? The why act all gung ho?

-Do you work at the American Airline ticket counter?Then why are you checking out my bag?

-Do you have a nut allergy? 'Cause your head is beginning to swell!

-Do you have a towel? 'Cause you're all washed up!

-Are you a sweater set? 'Cause you've met you're match!!

-Are you Will Ferrell? Then why doesn't that make me laugh?

-Are you a calender? 'Cause your days are numbered!

-Are you in a coma? Then what makes you think we're gonna take this lying down?

-Are you an actor/ actress? 'Cause I heard you were gonna be in a trailer.

-Do I look like a deck of cards? Then what makes you think I'd want to get lost in the shuffle?

-Am I video game? Then why are you playing me?

-Are you a pinata? Then why are you (still) hanging around?

• Is this Freaky Friday?
• Then why are you trying to steal my identity?

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-Is this Freaky Friday? Then why are you trying to steal my identity?

These aren't Massie comebacks but it sounds like something she would say:

~Are you a soccer player? Then why are you being so defensive?

~Are you a garbage can? Then why are you talking trash?

~Is your name Beef? Then why are you acting all Jerky?

~Are you a rock? Then why aren't you acting a little boulder?