How do you eat pasta?

Carefully securing your pasta within a holding device (a common household bowl should do), begin to load noodles onto your utensil of choice. A popular choice here is a fork, although some also utilise a spoon to catch rogue noods. Moving slowly, raise your arm towards you face and place pasta into your mouth. A certain degree of precision and accuracy is required here, do not attempt to rush this step, it is vital. Chew, and swallow. Repeat as necessary.