If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it?

According to recent sightings of undercover spies, trees do indeed "make fun of" other trees who fall in the forest. They do so by pointing their branches at it and shaking their trunk. They often encourage their inhabitants (squirrels etc..) to poop on it. Agent Dempley of Concordia University reported to have heard a willow tree "Bark" with laughter. hope this helps.