Do Sloths fly west for the Autumn?

Yes, they perform an unusual procedure where they camouflage into the tree and when they spot a large bird near them, they grab it by the ears and twist its legs into pointy spears and hurl each one of them at their wings until they fall off, then they glue the wings to their hands and fly away to the West for the Autumn. ... this is total b*sh whoever this is is really not that funny what a douche