Somebody once told me the world is macaroni so I took a bite out of a tree.
It tasted kind of funny so I spat it at a bunny and the bunny started cursing at me.
One thousand years later the bunny was Darth Vader and he threw his lightsaber at me.
It missed me by a meter and then hit Justin Bieber and now I need a new pair of undies.
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