Are dolphins funny

Yes, dolphins laugh is quite funny. But the dolphins hate the sound of humans laugh. They cant help their squeaky voices if you laugh or even giggle they will come and hunt you down and make you eat enough caviar to make you vomit and then make they will make you eat your own crap. Then they'll kill your family, you, your friends, your local bank manager and then they'll kill themselves out of shame and then they'll haunt all your reltives as ghost dolphins until they die sick and gruesome deaths...